Call Crystal for a Good Time Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt

Description

She’s available for all occasions, anytime, any place, anywhere. Schedule Crystal for your next birthday, bar mitzvah, anniversary, bachelor/bachelorette party, fashion show, music festival, trump rally, gun show, white nationalist convention, black history month, or if you just need a ride to Wal-mart. Holler, she follows the dollar.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!